What a day I've had today. All go, go, go. All work and no play!!! This is not the way a growing lad needs to be like.
We looked on tinternet this morning and I've no idea how we found it but grandad found a page about a man called "Shipwreck Kelly". There were two, one was an American footballer which isn't football as they carry it but the other man is who catched our attention. He was famous for sitting on poles for days at a time. They called him Shipwreck Kelly because he survived the boat that turned into a submarine after hitting that ice cube thing. They sent him food up on a long stick and I assume he sends down wee and ploppies the same way but hopefully in a different bucket!!! It's brilliant, he's my new hero and I'm going to practice when I'm older. Grandad says there are hundreds of Poles in town who I can practice with but I'm not sure I'll get as high with them.
We had to take Millie to the doggy doctors today as she has a blister on her hoof. We got there in true grandad style - about two hours too early - so we had to wait and wait and wait. I decided it was time to explore and it wasn't long before I gave grandad an achy head. Some of you will know that I have this little thing with Millie leaving her dinner and water bowls on the floor. They have to be picked up as soon as I make my entry into Chez Grandad's. Now, at the doggy doctors there's a bowl in the reception area with some water in it along with a massive rock (apparently the rock makes doggies wee wee tastier and it doesn't burn the grass!!). I took it upon myself, whilst grandad signed Millie in, to pick up the bowl of not-so-much water now and the big rock. It went everywhere and after grandad took his head out of his hands and he'd stopped jumping up and frown like a demented monkey (I believe this is not the first time he's been described as that either!!!), he told the lady that a dog must've tipped it over and she mopped it up.
We went in and the doggy doctor lady, a rather nice looking specimen it must be said and one that didn't go unnoticed in the old fellas eyes, took a look at Millie then took her out back to mend her poorly hoof. When she came back, Millie ran out at 100 mph to grandad, he paid some more of that paper money stuff (he's been very generous the last few weeks) and we made a hasty exit with some little sweets for Millie.
I was very tired on the way to the doggy doctors and it was bad enough that grandad waked me up as we went in but blow me down he done the same when we got home. I was just dropping off into noddyland when he got me out of the car. My eyes were really sleepy and achy. They woke up a bit when grandad conjured up a fine plate of his finest clucklebury cuisine and after a few minutes playing, I stood still for a few minutes and then fell over!! Grandad said I actually fell asleep standing up, now THAT is a clever trick. Grandad took me upstairs to bed and I enjoyed a few sleepy winks.
After my little breather we went to buy some chicken and other stuff for dinner (or tea in old mans talk) and then we got back and cooked it and played outside. When we came in, grandad showed me a game that was on the telly before I was made. It was called "Bring on the wall". Now, in this game, people have to make the shape that comes towards them on a wall. If they get it right, they're ok. If not, they end up in the watery pool. Grandad went to walk through the door into the kitchen and it be honest, it's not hard to make the shape of a door is it? Dead easy to get through a hole like that I hear you say - no, not for grandad. As he walked through the door, he missed and "Bring on the wall" won because he bumped his head on the door frame. I followed him through and made it without a hitch so I'm the winner 'GO, GO, GO,'
Usual performances after this, nanna came home and took over from grandad, tea/dinner was consumed at a faster rate than Lewis Hamilton drives and then grandad escaped out the back door when mummy came by.
Catch you all next week
DOGG
Monday, 30 September 2013
Monday, 23 September 2013
Today was like a being at school day. Nanna had asked granddad to try and teach me the words to some body parts. Now I'm not an Oxford scholar but I'm not stupid either, granddad teaching me words about body parts - is that really wise, Nanna????
So "head, shoulder, knees and toes" looks likely to take on a slightly different angle. Granddad asked Nanna if "Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch" counts but she said it was hardly appropriate - obviously because silly granddad forgot that I don't have a wallet.
After watching some programme on monkeys, I brought in the book that I got from Mr Postie from our Wiltshire branch of the family. Now I'm not sure how the link goes but Lisa is daddies cousin, so that must make her son Cody and daddies son, me, like cousins once-removed-twice-turned-around-upside-inwards and put back again but nonetheless, we are related. Lisa had Cody before mummy had me so that makes him older and much more mature. I guess at three months older, he's nearly working now.
The book Lisa and Cody sent was all about babysitting granddad. Not granddad babysitting kids, the other way around and believe me, there are times when I've needed to take granddad under my wing (I don't have real wings or any Red Bulls which give you some). He doesn't quite need a nappy change (oh yes, that day will come granddad!!) but he does make some funny noises which would indicate the possibility of soiled grundies.
At lunch time, I often feel the need to feed the daft old fossil as he constantly dribbles his tea down his top. I read books to him like "This little piggy went to Meerkat" but today's book "How to babysit granddad" is brilliant and I felt it was time to sit with him and explain what I'm going to do to look after him: sun cream on his napper in the hot, lots of jumpers in the cold and Weblington boots in the wet. Granddad drawed a picture and we stuck it on his microwave because his fridge doesn't let us stick pictures with those magnet things. By the way, I'm still a babe magnet! Lisa and Cody, we both thank you for the book - ssshhhhhh, granddad has dozed off after our fun.
After dozey time, we packed up the car and went for our mid-morning walkabout. As we drove down the road, a stupid man pulled out in front of us and granddad started shouting some body part names at the stupid man so Nanna, mission accomplished!!!!!!!! Granddad can use some of my bum cream if he needs it because we went to a place called Scratcham, near Newbury. Granddad had to pick up a smelly old carpet that didn't smell anymore. The lady in the shop said to me "Come on, lets go and get daddy his carpet". DADDY?? You stupid lady, this fella was way past and beyond being my daddy, thank you very much indeed!! Look at him! Does he seem capable of producing someone as nice as me - I think not. The lady relieved granddad of some of his paper money and with carpet on board, we trundled off to the big lake that we've been to before, the one where the shop is shut on a Monday - you listening granddad, the one where the shop is shut on a Monday.
Dog and Dogg both tired, we headed home and stopped off at the bakers (no cakes Nanna, don't worry) and then home for some lunch and another play. After dinner and a play, I was totally knackered but I watched granddad on telly where he'd changed his name to Kojak before I popped off for another snooze mid-afternoon after sharing my apple with Millie.
When I woke up, I found a cookie in the fridge that wasn't there earlier and also some of my favourite cheese that Ryan must've missed. He is a bigger Baby Bell lover than I am!!! We messed around some more before it was tea time and lasagne which I was to share with granddad but he said he was leaving his bit for Ryan who was staying over tonight - poor granddad. I know he doesn't look like the odd missed meal would hurt too much but I felt a little guilty in between mouthfuls of my dinner LOL!!!
Catch you all later
DOGG
So "head, shoulder, knees and toes" looks likely to take on a slightly different angle. Granddad asked Nanna if "Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch" counts but she said it was hardly appropriate - obviously because silly granddad forgot that I don't have a wallet.
After watching some programme on monkeys, I brought in the book that I got from Mr Postie from our Wiltshire branch of the family. Now I'm not sure how the link goes but Lisa is daddies cousin, so that must make her son Cody and daddies son, me, like cousins once-removed-twice-turned-around-upside-inwards and put back again but nonetheless, we are related. Lisa had Cody before mummy had me so that makes him older and much more mature. I guess at three months older, he's nearly working now.
The book Lisa and Cody sent was all about babysitting granddad. Not granddad babysitting kids, the other way around and believe me, there are times when I've needed to take granddad under my wing (I don't have real wings or any Red Bulls which give you some). He doesn't quite need a nappy change (oh yes, that day will come granddad!!) but he does make some funny noises which would indicate the possibility of soiled grundies.
At lunch time, I often feel the need to feed the daft old fossil as he constantly dribbles his tea down his top. I read books to him like "This little piggy went to Meerkat" but today's book "How to babysit granddad" is brilliant and I felt it was time to sit with him and explain what I'm going to do to look after him: sun cream on his napper in the hot, lots of jumpers in the cold and Weblington boots in the wet. Granddad drawed a picture and we stuck it on his microwave because his fridge doesn't let us stick pictures with those magnet things. By the way, I'm still a babe magnet! Lisa and Cody, we both thank you for the book - ssshhhhhh, granddad has dozed off after our fun.
After dozey time, we packed up the car and went for our mid-morning walkabout. As we drove down the road, a stupid man pulled out in front of us and granddad started shouting some body part names at the stupid man so Nanna, mission accomplished!!!!!!!! Granddad can use some of my bum cream if he needs it because we went to a place called Scratcham, near Newbury. Granddad had to pick up a smelly old carpet that didn't smell anymore. The lady in the shop said to me "Come on, lets go and get daddy his carpet". DADDY?? You stupid lady, this fella was way past and beyond being my daddy, thank you very much indeed!! Look at him! Does he seem capable of producing someone as nice as me - I think not. The lady relieved granddad of some of his paper money and with carpet on board, we trundled off to the big lake that we've been to before, the one where the shop is shut on a Monday - you listening granddad, the one where the shop is shut on a Monday.
Dog and Dogg both tired, we headed home and stopped off at the bakers (no cakes Nanna, don't worry) and then home for some lunch and another play. After dinner and a play, I was totally knackered but I watched granddad on telly where he'd changed his name to Kojak before I popped off for another snooze mid-afternoon after sharing my apple with Millie.
When I woke up, I found a cookie in the fridge that wasn't there earlier and also some of my favourite cheese that Ryan must've missed. He is a bigger Baby Bell lover than I am!!! We messed around some more before it was tea time and lasagne which I was to share with granddad but he said he was leaving his bit for Ryan who was staying over tonight - poor granddad. I know he doesn't look like the odd missed meal would hurt too much but I felt a little guilty in between mouthfuls of my dinner LOL!!!
Catch you all later
DOGG
Tuesday, 17 September 2013
I'm no longer that Ronaldo girl. After watching granddad last week when he showed me the proper way to fall down like an idiot, I've decided that as I'm not even close to being in his league, I'm not going to do it anymore - well at least not at granddad's!
We had a couple of little trips today; both to familiar territory but both very enjoyable. We went to town for no other reason than because is was there. We had no intention of going to nanna's shop (granddad said she has shares in Next) and certainly no plan to go foody shopping as we had the mutt with us. We went, rather slowly it must be said, past a shop for Summers which contained ladies attire that would hardly prevent the risk of sunshine burn. They must changed the name to Autumn soon as the wet season is approaching. We saw a funny thing by Spectacle Savings and not for the first time, we saw a man walk into the door which would indicate that he was more than late for a previous appointment. In the park a little girl threw bread at the stupid pigeons but then cried when lots of them came down and grabbed it.
Once again we had a problem with the language barrier as a lady asked granddad directions but neither of them understood each other so it made the whole exercise pointless. I've found a really good reason to be two feet tall - I don't run the risk of having my eyes poked out by little old ladies with umbrollies, I'm sure they were the same old ladies that wore their big coats in the sunshine. Granddad says there should be a governingment warning on them.
As we walked around by the little shop in the middle of the road near the Butty Church, Millie stopped granddad in his tracks which caused me to perform a 360' twisty, turnabout because granddad had 'control' of my buggy. It was so fast that my eyes went all wibbly, wobbly and I got a achy head. Millie wanted a sausage from the middle shop but granddad knew from experience that I'd tell nanna if he indulged in any hot dogs and coke. How many dog(gs) does a man want??? We carried on and when we went around the corner, me and granddad had tremendous wind - not the usual stinky wind he has but a biggy gust of wind down the road. It blew my hair all over the place, Millie looked like she was in a car with her head out of the window but granddad's hair looked pretty much the same.
We went home, had some lunch and then pottered in the garden for a while. Granddad done some cleany up stuff whilst I made him Frosties soup in my kitchen in the little house. I had a drive around the garden, even going forwards some times and then we went in and got ready to go to the park. When we got to the park, there were lots of kids playing in a prison type place and they didn't seem to be a happy, jolly bunch and not like us lot at Jens. Granddad let Millie off her lead and she ran 100 yards (granddad talk for metres), ran around in a series of little circles then done a massive poop. Massive in like as big as Mount Everard. You could have put a little flag on the top, in fact I think we should've put a little flag in it because the airplanes fly over this way and they might bump into it!!
I went to play in the sandy park and I went on the climby thing because little boy explorers like to climb climby things - apart from Millie's contribution to the geographical change in the area. There was a kid there who needs to grow up too - not sure if it was a he, a she, both or neither but it screamed when it was on the slide, it screamed when it was off the slide, on the swings, off the swings. F,f,f,f,f,f,fussy or what!!!!!!!!!!
We went back to granddads and we played with toys and read some books together - I liked the book bit because granddad told me stories in funny voices and we both giggled. We row, row, rowed the boat and walked round and round the garden without actually going into it and then, as if by magic, I decided it was time for an afternoon kip. Granddad tried to keep me awake in case I wouldn't sleep later in the night but, to be honest, he was rubbish at it. I gave him a cuddle and dozed off for nearly an hour. I'm not sure if I was rudely awoken by Millie barking or pleasantly awoken by the noise of dinner cooking in the oven. I'd like to think it was the latter but fear it was more the former.
Salmon today with some rice and veg on the tables. Scrummy or what?? Hmmmmmmmm. The salmon was lovely, the rice was fiddly and the carrots were good ammo to fire at Millie but I ate it all - and a bit more before daddy came home in his work shirt that makes your eyes go all Chinese. It really is quite bright you know.
Alas the end of another great day, granddad is sooooooooooo lucky to have me and boy, does he know it!!
Catch you next week
Dogg
We had a couple of little trips today; both to familiar territory but both very enjoyable. We went to town for no other reason than because is was there. We had no intention of going to nanna's shop (granddad said she has shares in Next) and certainly no plan to go foody shopping as we had the mutt with us. We went, rather slowly it must be said, past a shop for Summers which contained ladies attire that would hardly prevent the risk of sunshine burn. They must changed the name to Autumn soon as the wet season is approaching. We saw a funny thing by Spectacle Savings and not for the first time, we saw a man walk into the door which would indicate that he was more than late for a previous appointment. In the park a little girl threw bread at the stupid pigeons but then cried when lots of them came down and grabbed it.
Once again we had a problem with the language barrier as a lady asked granddad directions but neither of them understood each other so it made the whole exercise pointless. I've found a really good reason to be two feet tall - I don't run the risk of having my eyes poked out by little old ladies with umbrollies, I'm sure they were the same old ladies that wore their big coats in the sunshine. Granddad says there should be a governingment warning on them.
As we walked around by the little shop in the middle of the road near the Butty Church, Millie stopped granddad in his tracks which caused me to perform a 360' twisty, turnabout because granddad had 'control' of my buggy. It was so fast that my eyes went all wibbly, wobbly and I got a achy head. Millie wanted a sausage from the middle shop but granddad knew from experience that I'd tell nanna if he indulged in any hot dogs and coke. How many dog(gs) does a man want??? We carried on and when we went around the corner, me and granddad had tremendous wind - not the usual stinky wind he has but a biggy gust of wind down the road. It blew my hair all over the place, Millie looked like she was in a car with her head out of the window but granddad's hair looked pretty much the same.
We went home, had some lunch and then pottered in the garden for a while. Granddad done some cleany up stuff whilst I made him Frosties soup in my kitchen in the little house. I had a drive around the garden, even going forwards some times and then we went in and got ready to go to the park. When we got to the park, there were lots of kids playing in a prison type place and they didn't seem to be a happy, jolly bunch and not like us lot at Jens. Granddad let Millie off her lead and she ran 100 yards (granddad talk for metres), ran around in a series of little circles then done a massive poop. Massive in like as big as Mount Everard. You could have put a little flag on the top, in fact I think we should've put a little flag in it because the airplanes fly over this way and they might bump into it!!
I went to play in the sandy park and I went on the climby thing because little boy explorers like to climb climby things - apart from Millie's contribution to the geographical change in the area. There was a kid there who needs to grow up too - not sure if it was a he, a she, both or neither but it screamed when it was on the slide, it screamed when it was off the slide, on the swings, off the swings. F,f,f,f,f,f,fussy or what!!!!!!!!!!
We went back to granddads and we played with toys and read some books together - I liked the book bit because granddad told me stories in funny voices and we both giggled. We row, row, rowed the boat and walked round and round the garden without actually going into it and then, as if by magic, I decided it was time for an afternoon kip. Granddad tried to keep me awake in case I wouldn't sleep later in the night but, to be honest, he was rubbish at it. I gave him a cuddle and dozed off for nearly an hour. I'm not sure if I was rudely awoken by Millie barking or pleasantly awoken by the noise of dinner cooking in the oven. I'd like to think it was the latter but fear it was more the former.
Salmon today with some rice and veg on the tables. Scrummy or what?? Hmmmmmmmm. The salmon was lovely, the rice was fiddly and the carrots were good ammo to fire at Millie but I ate it all - and a bit more before daddy came home in his work shirt that makes your eyes go all Chinese. It really is quite bright you know.
Alas the end of another great day, granddad is sooooooooooo lucky to have me and boy, does he know it!!
Catch you next week
Dogg
Tuesday, 10 September 2013
Normal service has been restored (if there is anything normal about granddad then I'm a Chinese man!) and we're back to Monday playtime after a long hot summertime. Poor old nanna has had to go back to school but me, granddad and the other dog are a formidable team again.
The excitement got the better of me this morning and I gently drifted off to the land of nod for a little while soon after getting there. When I wakeyed up I heard a strange noise coming from granddad in the bathroom. As I opened up the door, granddad was standing there with this long thing in his hand. It was about 6" long (granddad said more like 7") and about 3" around the middle (granddad said more like 4"). I've never seen one like that before but I couldn't take my eyes off it. Its certainly not the same as I use but granddad sat me down and carried on with what he was doing. I have no idea what possessed him to do it as he doesn't have much anyway but he carried on cutting his hair with the long, black lectrik clipper thing. It must take him all of 5 minutes to complete (nanna says more like 4 minutes) and to be totally honest, it doesn't look much different when its cut anyway.
Once he looked remarkably like he did before he cut his hair, granddad took me downstairs and we read books and played games just like in the olden times before the summer. We went into the garden and waddled around a bit but it started to rain so I made some funny 'yuk' noises and we went. Daddy's auntie popped in to say hello and to bring some great bits around and a birthday card for granddad because he's 137 years old on Tuesday. She brought a big freezing box with lots of yummy fruit in and it gave me a cold bum when I sat on the box. She lives a thousand miles away in a place called Gloucester and they had lots of talky time whilst very professionally keeping an eye on me and Millie. Daddy's nanny, who is very cleverly granddads mummy also came over. She makes me laugh even when she's not trying to. She talks in a 'coochy-coo' voice which I think is a bit childish but I humour her all the same.
Oh, must tell you this - as you know, granddad calls me Ronaldo sometimes because I fall over for no reason when nobody is near me but everyone is watching. He showed me how to do it properly last week whilst walking around the lake. He said the secret is to do it near somebody so they get the blame and while he was holding my hand and walking with Millie too, granddad fell like a sack of cack to the ground. He narrowly (quite a feat with his bulk) missed squashing Millie beyond all recognition and also dragged me with him as though I was water skiing behind him!!! I bumped my chin and granddad said some funny words that I assume were Polish and he rolled around like a beached whale. Now that's how to do it I thought!! He's so good I'm going to call him Klinsmann.
Back to yesterday; Uncle Ryan popped in to see us all and was caught unawares by the congregation that greeted him. I like Uncle Ryan - nanna says we're like to poddy peas. After older nanny and granddads auntie had left, granddad said he was taking me and Millie out for a walk. This is where I'm beginning to find things a little unfair. You see, Millie decided that she wasn't going for a walk because it was raining so she hid behind the settee. When I try this, I keep banging my head!! So it was just me and granddad who ventured into town for one of our frequent visits but today we had a few jobs to do. Ryan gave granddad some paper money stuff and asked him to put it in his bank because he wanted to stay home and play games - why can't I do that?!?! We parked up and I got in my buggy where granddad, rather expertly and as though he knew what he was doing, put on my plastic rain cover (on my buggy not his head, although.....). We went into the new bank on the corner and granddad made his way to the counter. "Excuse me sir, how are you today?" asked some spotty-faced geek. Granddad said we were well and said he was going to the counter. "This way sir" said the walking pizza and he escorted us 5 feet to the counter as if he were protecting us from some alien monster. The lady behind the counter was quite pretty but equally as dumb as the geek. She asked granddad how he was today, how his weekend was, what he got up to, what he was going to get up to, how nice his hair looked (actually I made that bit up), etc. If only she worked at UK Border Control we would have people in town speaking more English than 'European'!! She took the money and put it in Uncle Ryan's account and then said "Enjoy the rest of your day", which was by now virtually over due to the extended interrogation that we had endured.
We left the new bank and then went on to granddads bank in town. Here he put some money into a little book and handed it over to the girl as if passing her a secret bribe not to ask him any questions about his weekend. He then gave her some bags of pennies that looked like he'd won at the pokie machines in the arcade. All this was done in a split second and then we were on our way. Outside it was raining and this made me laugh like a little schoolgirl. I was nice and dry and granddad was all soaky wet. I kept popping my hand out of the plastic to tease him and we both laughed lots.
Back home and there was an hour or so of fun and games and then Millie ran to the back door, I followed and was surprised to see it was daddy. He was way too early but it was great to see him. I gave him a big cuddle and Millie gave him her ball. Daddy and granddad chatted a bit and then me and daddy went to Tesco although we never went in as I fell asleep.
I'm back at Jenny's this week to see all my other mates and I think I'm looking forward to it although its a job to tell...........
See you later
DOGG
The excitement got the better of me this morning and I gently drifted off to the land of nod for a little while soon after getting there. When I wakeyed up I heard a strange noise coming from granddad in the bathroom. As I opened up the door, granddad was standing there with this long thing in his hand. It was about 6" long (granddad said more like 7") and about 3" around the middle (granddad said more like 4"). I've never seen one like that before but I couldn't take my eyes off it. Its certainly not the same as I use but granddad sat me down and carried on with what he was doing. I have no idea what possessed him to do it as he doesn't have much anyway but he carried on cutting his hair with the long, black lectrik clipper thing. It must take him all of 5 minutes to complete (nanna says more like 4 minutes) and to be totally honest, it doesn't look much different when its cut anyway.
Once he looked remarkably like he did before he cut his hair, granddad took me downstairs and we read books and played games just like in the olden times before the summer. We went into the garden and waddled around a bit but it started to rain so I made some funny 'yuk' noises and we went. Daddy's auntie popped in to say hello and to bring some great bits around and a birthday card for granddad because he's 137 years old on Tuesday. She brought a big freezing box with lots of yummy fruit in and it gave me a cold bum when I sat on the box. She lives a thousand miles away in a place called Gloucester and they had lots of talky time whilst very professionally keeping an eye on me and Millie. Daddy's nanny, who is very cleverly granddads mummy also came over. She makes me laugh even when she's not trying to. She talks in a 'coochy-coo' voice which I think is a bit childish but I humour her all the same.
Oh, must tell you this - as you know, granddad calls me Ronaldo sometimes because I fall over for no reason when nobody is near me but everyone is watching. He showed me how to do it properly last week whilst walking around the lake. He said the secret is to do it near somebody so they get the blame and while he was holding my hand and walking with Millie too, granddad fell like a sack of cack to the ground. He narrowly (quite a feat with his bulk) missed squashing Millie beyond all recognition and also dragged me with him as though I was water skiing behind him!!! I bumped my chin and granddad said some funny words that I assume were Polish and he rolled around like a beached whale. Now that's how to do it I thought!! He's so good I'm going to call him Klinsmann.
Back to yesterday; Uncle Ryan popped in to see us all and was caught unawares by the congregation that greeted him. I like Uncle Ryan - nanna says we're like to poddy peas. After older nanny and granddads auntie had left, granddad said he was taking me and Millie out for a walk. This is where I'm beginning to find things a little unfair. You see, Millie decided that she wasn't going for a walk because it was raining so she hid behind the settee. When I try this, I keep banging my head!! So it was just me and granddad who ventured into town for one of our frequent visits but today we had a few jobs to do. Ryan gave granddad some paper money stuff and asked him to put it in his bank because he wanted to stay home and play games - why can't I do that?!?! We parked up and I got in my buggy where granddad, rather expertly and as though he knew what he was doing, put on my plastic rain cover (on my buggy not his head, although.....). We went into the new bank on the corner and granddad made his way to the counter. "Excuse me sir, how are you today?" asked some spotty-faced geek. Granddad said we were well and said he was going to the counter. "This way sir" said the walking pizza and he escorted us 5 feet to the counter as if he were protecting us from some alien monster. The lady behind the counter was quite pretty but equally as dumb as the geek. She asked granddad how he was today, how his weekend was, what he got up to, what he was going to get up to, how nice his hair looked (actually I made that bit up), etc. If only she worked at UK Border Control we would have people in town speaking more English than 'European'!! She took the money and put it in Uncle Ryan's account and then said "Enjoy the rest of your day", which was by now virtually over due to the extended interrogation that we had endured.
We left the new bank and then went on to granddads bank in town. Here he put some money into a little book and handed it over to the girl as if passing her a secret bribe not to ask him any questions about his weekend. He then gave her some bags of pennies that looked like he'd won at the pokie machines in the arcade. All this was done in a split second and then we were on our way. Outside it was raining and this made me laugh like a little schoolgirl. I was nice and dry and granddad was all soaky wet. I kept popping my hand out of the plastic to tease him and we both laughed lots.
Back home and there was an hour or so of fun and games and then Millie ran to the back door, I followed and was surprised to see it was daddy. He was way too early but it was great to see him. I gave him a big cuddle and Millie gave him her ball. Daddy and granddad chatted a bit and then me and daddy went to Tesco although we never went in as I fell asleep.
I'm back at Jenny's this week to see all my other mates and I think I'm looking forward to it although its a job to tell...........
See you later
DOGG
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