Today my grandad took me to the Pet Shop as we had to get some sweets for Millie. I saw some funny fish in a big glass box, they were all pretty colours and they looked at me and were trying to talk. I couldn't hear what they were saying because the glass was in the way but I could see their mouths moving.
Millie loves the Pet Shop, she walks with her nose on the ground all the time like it was stuck to the floor. She picked up a chewy bone and walked away with it but grandad had to take it off her because she forgot to bring her money. We got her sweets and went to the paying thingy where a person, I think it was a girl, made some funny noises at me. "Cuchy coo, la la la" and rubbish like that. What the hell does she think I am? She had metal things in her face and through her nose, her hair looked all spiky. If she walked past a magnet, she'd have got stuck!! Grandad said she looked like she fell face first into his fishing box but I'm not sure what that means.
After that we went to throw some more bread at those stupid birds. They knew grandad was a rubbish shot because they all came over to eat the bread but little did they know that grandad must have been practising. He hit two of the big white birds on the head, one of them made a snake noise at him - I think he remembered grandad doesn't like snakes. All the little birds seemed to laugh when he hit the big birds which I thought was funny. We walked miles - well, grandad and Millie did because I done the driving. We walked past the Job Centre where grandad told me people went to look for something but it seemed to me that they didn't really want to find whatever they were meant to be looking for as they all stood outside with those smokey sticks. Some of them are really clever though, they were drinking out of paper bags!! How do they do that??
On the way back in grandads buggy, we stopped off at a place grandad called a Lotment. It was quite a scruffy sort of place, obviously for people bought up on the wrong side of the river. Grandad went to a little area called 66b and for some strange reason, he poured some water over the dirt. Millie then done the same but I couldn't because I had my nappy on. I can't wait until I don't need it, then I can water the dirt too. There was only one little house in this area in Lotment but it didn't look like anyone was home.
Mummy made me and grandad a pie made with some fish from the Pet Shop - it was brilliant. I could've eaten ALL of it but grandad pinched some and said I'd burst if I had too much. After dinner I played the same game with grandad as last week - the pretend to be asleep thing. Another two hours today to equal last weeks record. Nate 2 Grandad 0.
Whilst we were playing, I found out grandad's tickly bit. I put my hand up his jumper and tickled his belly, I know that's not a difficult thing but it made us both laugh a lot. Millie came running in to see what was going on but she wouldn't let us tickle her.
I dropped off to sleep late in the afternoon and when I woke up, mummy was downstairs with nanny. That was a nice surprise. Grandad got changed into a shirt and a thing like Millie's lead and disappeared again. I had some dinner which grandad calls tea and then went home with mummy.
Looking forward to next Monday already.
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